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3月11日、東北の大地震で
被災された皆様、
心より、お見舞い申し上げます。
亡くなられた方も、信じられないくらいの人数となっております。
心より、お悔やみ申し上げます。

僕はあの日、東京にいました。
無事です。
心配して、ご連絡をいただいた皆様、ありがとうございます。
東京でしたので、現時点では大きな被害はありません。
当日は、直後に表参道に到着。電車は止まっていますので、
徐々に駅付近、交差点には、人があふれはじめ、どんどん人数が増えていきました。
数時間後には、近所の近所のスーパーからカップ麺が徐々に消えていき、
交通の流れも、夕方には、まるで動いていないかのような渋滞へ。
営業を終了した商店も増えていきました。
電車が動かないので、遠方に住んでいて身動きのとれなくなっている身内、友人を
迎えに、車が流入してくるので、渋滞は一向に解消されませんでした。
僕も車移動でしたので、道路状況は好転しそうにないので移動を開始。
大渋滞の中、皆、状況も理解して、クラクションを鳴らす人はいませんでした。
ときおり、品のない運転をする者もいましたけど・・・
そのような輩に怒ったら、皆、堪えているところへ火がついてしまうと、
これまた、皆、我慢しているようでした。
帰宅できなくなっている、見知らぬ人を、
車に同乗させて送っていった方々もいたようです。
東北とは距離があるとはいえ、
ただならぬ事態となっていることを、皆、感じていたのでしょう。

翌日からは、スーパーから食料品がどんどん消えていきます。
ガソリンスタンドも、売切れ閉店、開いているところは、大渋滞です。
この状況は、今日も続いています。
そんな状況ですので、今日は交通量は非常に少なく、
人出も、本当に少ないです。
直接の被害がなくても、経済活動には、かなりの打撃を与えていることでしょう。
買占めをするなと言われても、東京にも巨大地震が来るのではないか、とか、
原発の状況ですね、これがあまりにも不安すぎる。
東京でも最悪の事態が起きたら、ということに備えたい。こうした心理からも、
買占めという行動に出るのでしょう。責めることのできない行動だと思います。
しかし、どちらの事態にしても、東京にいたら本当にダメだということになったら、
そのときはもう、東京だけでは済まないことになってしまうでしょうね。

原発の状況と、交通網の状況に、もう少し落ち着きが出たら、
節電に配慮しつつも、可能な限り、通常の状態、日常生活に戻さなければいけないのでしょうね。
心情的には、キツイ部分がありますし、不安も大きいです。
今日の時点では、まだ、そういうモチベーションが大きくなるものでもない、
というのが、正直な気持ちですけどね。
テレビで、バラエティ番組を放送されても、それよりも刻々と変化する
情報を、もっとくれ! と、思ってしまいますしね。
距離のある震源地だったら、情報があってから揺れるので、
準備もできるし。
ま、心の準備だけですけどね。
何も手につかない、重い不安が心にあるのは、皆そうなのだと思います。

そうした、正直な気持ちもありますが、
東京、直接被害を受けなかった関東、その他の地区は、通常の活動をしていくのが必要なのではないかと、考えています。
それは、スポーツ・イベントなども含めてです。そうした事業に従事している企業、人数も、相当な数があるからです。
こうしたすべてが、ずっと喪に服してしまったら、その痛手は、大きなものとなって戻ってくるはずです。
モータースポーツに関しても、ガソリンを消費するので、即非難の対象となりますが、
備蓄量よりも、物流の問題がメインだと考えていますので、
当然、被災地に必要量を供給できるようにするのが優先ですが、この部分が落ち着いたら、再開して欲しいなと、思っています。
東北だけじゃなく、関東の方でも、今は参戦することができない状況下にあるところも多いでしょうから、
ポイントの問題とか、公平性の部分でも難しい問題があるとは思います。
ですが、そうしたレース、モータースポーツであれ、
他のスポーツ、音楽、映画等の娯楽等も含めて、止まるべきではないと思います。

被災地や、打撃を受けた日本を支えるのは、寄付をする、物資を送る等、表立った活動まですることができなくても、普通に生活するだけでも、支えていくことになります。
それで利益がでたら送る、余裕があれば支援する、それでいいと思います。
そういうやり方で、レース開催を考えているところもあるようですね。
僕はそれでいいと思います。
不謹慎なことを言っていると思う方もいるかもしれませんが、
不謹慎だということで、お金が循環したり飯が食えるならいいんですけどね。
今の状況は、直接被害のあったいくつかの地域だけの問題ではなく、
このままでは、日本全部が、ヤバイぞ、という状況だと思います。
止まってしまうものの数が多ければ多いほど、
生活を追い込まれる人の数が多くなります。
寄付をするまでの余裕がなければ、普通にしているだけでもいいと思います。

幾たびもの災難を、日本は乗り越えてきた国だと思っています。
今回、そしてこの先に大きな災厄がまた降りかかるとしても、
不死鳥のように、しぶとく、何度でもまた羽を広げ、はばたいていく国、
それが日本だと信じたい。それが日本人だと信じたいのです。

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Soma:

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Yaz:

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Yaz:

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Hi there, what's up you guys???

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Hi there, what's up you guys???

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

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